The ShowerCap

   Demyx wanders into the kitchen. Zexion, sitting at the table reading, looks up to see who entered.
"Demyx why are you wearing a shower cap?"
   Demyx looks like a spaz for a bit as he flails and rips the shower cap off. He brings his arm up and scratches the back of his head blushing slightly.
"Forgot I was wearing that," he says sheepishly.
"That doesn't answer my question."
"What question?"
"Why are you wearing a shower cap?"
"I took a shower."
"I figured that was what the shower cap was for."
"Look, do you KNOW how long it takes to style my hair?"
"I'm fairly certain that I don't want to know."
"Well I'm going to tell you anyway."
"Demyx, I-"
" It took me FORTY MINUTES..."
"Look I said-."
"Just to wet it down so I could style it!"
"Could you ple-"
"And another TWO HOURS just to get it to stand up!"
"Please jus-"
"In the FRONT! The back takes another-"
"DEMYX!! For the love of Kingdom Hearts please be quiet!"
"Whaaaaat..?"
"You are beginning to drive my sanity-"
"I used two things of hair putty to get the front to stand up!"
"Demyx..."
"And another two and a half for the back!"
"Do you want to be trapped in an illusion for the rest of your non-existence?"
"And THEN there's all the hairspray!"
"Demyx."
"I use a whole CAN of hairspray!"
"Demyx."
"Do you know how much that costs?!"
   Zexion blinks, already calculating it. He mentally shakes his head. This is not what he is supposed to be doing. He opens his Lexicon.
"Enjoy your illusion."
"NO!"
"I warned you."
   Zexion scans the pages for a decent illusion. Demyx interrupts him.
"I have a question!"
Zexion sighs.
"What is it..?"
"Can you make the illusion something happy?"
"What?"
"Well you said to enjoy my illusion. How can I enjoy it if it's something scary?"
   Zexion pinches the bridge of his nose.
"Fine."
   He scans the pages again.
"I do not have anything happy. Will perverted/romantic work?"
"Umm..not really."
"The only other thing I currently have is destiny Islands."
   Demyx jumps up and down waving his hand.
"Ooh, ooh!"
   Zexion sighs.
"Yes, Demyx?"
"Can I have that one!?"
"Fine."
"I have another question."
   Zexion glares at him.
"What is it?!"
   Demyx leans forward.
"How long does it take you to do YOUR hair?"
"Okay time for the illu-"
"I mean, do you like, have to style it to get that layered over-the-eye thing..?"
"Dem-"
"Or do you just wake up and go on with the day?"
"DEMYX."
"Well I suppose you COULD go the easy way and just comb your hair over from one side to the other, but that just doesn't seem like enough work."
"De-"
"By the way, do you dye your hair? I mean seriously how can that be your normal hair color?"
   Zexion lets out a growl.
"Demyx."
"I was just saying..."
"Well stop 'just saying'."
"Besides it was an innocent question!"
"Demyx...I swear in the name of Kingdom Hearts..."
"Uh-oh..."
   Demyx turns to run out of the kitchen and slams into Xigbar.
"Demyx?"
"Xiggy he's threatening me!"
"Is that so..?"
"Yeah! With illusions!"
"Oh..."
   Xigbar leaves.
"No! Xigbar, don't leave me alone with him!"
"Demyx.."
"Uhh.. so, um...baout that whole hairdye thing..you know I was just kidding, right? I mean Saix has bright BLUE hair and Axel can totally have natural fire engine RED..."
"I could always prove it to you Demyx."
   Zexion reaches for the zipper on his cloak. Demyx bolt out of the kitchen.
"Xiiiggbbaaaarr!!! He's not being nice to me!!!"
   Back in the kitchen Zexion drops his hand. "Problem solved." He goes back to reading his book.
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Demyx catches up with Xigbar. 'What is it now?' thinks Xigbar. He turns to Demyx. "That's because you were pestering him."
"I wasn't pes...pester..bothering him!"
"Oh, really?"
"Okay so I asked if that was his natural hair color but-"
"You weren't polite about it were you?"
"Was I supposed to be?"
"Demyx did you have ANY role-model's?"
"What's a role-model?"
   Xigbar sighs. "Nevermind."
"Oh... is that what you call people who talk like us on the internet?"
"No, Demyx that's-"
"Like they're really us?"
"Those are-"
"Or are those the one's that dress like us..?"
"Demyx, that's called.."
"Oh I get it! It's the one's who think we're a game!"
"Dem-"
"Right?!"
   Xigbar sighs. "I think I know why Zexion was annoyed."
"Really? Why?"
"Because you are annoying."
"What? How?"
"You. Are. Annoying."
"Okay I got that much."
"Because you ask too many stupid questions."
"The Superior says that the only stupid question is the one you don't ask."
"When did he say that!?"
"Yesterday. Or maybe it was last week. I don't remember but I do know he said it."
"Huh. I'll have to ask him about that."
"Really? How come? When?"
"Yes. Because I want to. Now."
"Now?"
"Yep. See ya dude."
   Xigabr gave him a little wave as he stepped into a portal.
"Xigbar-"
   Demyx is cut off when the portal closes. He whines. "Maaann! Now I'm all alone.."
   He looks up and spots Axel coming down the corridor. "Hey Axel!"
"Huh? Oh..Demyx.."
   Axel frowns, thinking ' Shit man, now I'll never get rid of him!' "You need something Demyx?"
"Naw, just bored. hey I have a question.."
"What?"
"Is that your real hair color?"
   Axel wasn't expecting THAT. "Uh..what?"
"Is that your real hair color or do you dye it?"
"It's-"
"How long does it take you to do your hair? Cause I asked Zexion how long it took for his but he wouldn't really answer me.."
"Actually-"
"And I had just told him it takes me about three hours to do my hair.."
"Really it's-"
"And it's expensive 'cause of all the hair products. Then he wanted to trap me in an illusion-"
"Can't imagine why," Axel mutters sarcastically.
"-then he was gonna undo his coat so I ran out to-"
"Wait, what?"
"What?"
"Go back."
"To where I was talking to him about the hair products?"
"No, no after that."
"Um.."
"You said something about him undoing his coat...?"
"Yeah he said he could prove it was his natural hair color and went for his zipper. I ran at that point."
"Why?"
"Cause I didn't want to know what he was gonna do to me!"
"You think he was going to do something to you?"
"Well, yeah."
"Like what?"
"Like, like....like.."
"Demyx open your mouth and speak man."
"Like, BAD stuff."
"Like what?"
"Like naked-hug-from-behind-on-a-bed type stuff."
"Oh that stuff. Yeah I suppose that might have entered into it at some point."
"You really think it would have?!"
"Maybe. He does need to get that stick out of his butt."
"He has a stick up his butt? Why would he do that?"
"Why don't you go ask him?"
   Demyx grins.
"Okay, I will! Thanks Axel!"
"Uh huh," says Axel as Demyx runs down the hallway. He smirks. "Idiots going to get himself killed."
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"Zexion!" yells Demyx as he runs down the hallway back to the kitchen. He enters the kitchen. "Zexion!" He realizes no one is in it. "I know! He's in the Library!" He portal into the Library. "Zexion?"
"WHAT Demyx?!"
"Axel said you had a stick up your butt. Why do you have a stick up your butt?"
"Axel said...?" 'I'm going to murder Axel,' thinks Zexion.
"How DO you get a stick up your butt?"
"Axeelll.."
"Well, Zexion!?"
"Well, what?"
"Answer my question!"
"What he meant was that I like to be left alone."
"Why?"
"Because I enjoy silence."
"How do you enjoy silence? It's too quiet."
"That is the point."
"That still doesn't explain why you have a stick up your butt."
"Demyx.."
"I mean I'm not seeing how enjoying silence connects with you having a stick up your butt."
"Demyx."
"I'm really confused..."
"DEMYX."
"What? What'd I do wrong?!"
   Zexion sighs. "You came in the Library."
"But that's the only way I could find you!"
"And what have I told you about coming in the Library?"
"That if I do I'm in serious trouble?"
"So you WERE listening."
"Don't hurt me!"
   Zexion opens his Lexicon.
"No don't!" yells Demyx as he runs for the door accidentally knocking over stacks of books as he goes.
   Zexion twitches, "My...books.."
"Oh my God! He's gonna kill me! AXEEELLL!" yells Demyx as he runs down the hall. "HELP ME!"
   Luxord pokes his head out of his door. "What in the-"
"Luxord you gotta help me! Zexion is gonna kill me!"
"Why would Zexion try to kill you?"
"Because I went in the Library and then knocked over some pile of books."
"I was going to say that Zexion wouldn't hurt you because he fancies you but now I'm pretty sure you're doomed."
"Oh my god, Luxord you gotta help me!"
"Demyx, I-"
"Wait you said he like me?!"
   Luxord nods.
"That explains why he was about to take off his cloak..."
"Bloody hell! He was what?!"
"It's a long story."
   Luxord snaps his fingers and time stops. "We have time."
"Well it all started...."

------FLASHBACK TO BEGINNING------

"And then I ended up here."
   Luxord blinks. "Why don't you go ask him if you can help him get the stick out of his butt?"
"Would getting the stick out save me?"
"Yes Demyx, I'm pretty certain it would."
"What about his books?"
"Well I-," Luxord stops as he sees Zexion coming down the hallway. "There he is now. See you later Demyx."
"But Luxord I-"
   Luxord steps into a portal.
"I should trap you in an illusion of the Underworld forever!" hisses Zexion.
"Right after you kill me?"
"Exactly."
"Will you NOT kill me if I take Luxord's advice and help you get the stick out of your butt?"
   Zexion looks blank for a moment before turning bright red. "Maybe," he conceeds.
"You promise you won't kill me?"
"Only if you help."
"How do I help?"
"For starters clean up the mess you made in the Library."
"Ew..cleaning..," whines Demyx.
"Do you want to live? Or do you really want to die?"
"Ew..work..."
"An answer Demyx..."
"Oh... okay.."
"Make sure you put the books back properly too."
"Yeah, yeah...but you really shouldn't have so many books laying on the floor..."
"Go Demyx!"
"I'm going, I'm going.."

-----TWO HOURS LATER-----

"Did you want these in alphabetical order?"
"Of course Demyx! WHAT have you been doing for the last two hours?!"
"Umm..arranging them by size."
"Alphabetical order Demyx."

----THREE HOURS LATER-----

"Zexy I finished fixing your books!"
"Finally! It would have gone faster if I'd done it myself!"
"So your not going to kill me now? Do I get a reward?"
   Zexion sighs and give a slight smirk. "Fine Demyx. Come with me. Your reward is in my room."

----ENDING FOR UNDER 18-----

   After about a week of not leaving his own room, Demyx was spotted in the Grey Room, huddled in a corner and hugging his knees. he was mumbling something about how horrible something was and that he was forever scarred. Several hours later, Axel was passing by and decided to laugh at him for how pathetic and stupid he was. Demyx flipped and blasted Axel in the face with a jet of water.
   Now as we all know, according to Pokemon, water beats fire and electricity beats water. Larxene had decided to mess with Demyx and give him a wake up call. After that however, Demyx only went near Xigbar. Which didn't last long because Xigbar cussed him out when he found out that the Superior never said, 'The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.'
   Demyx was back at square one; where he started when he first joined the Organization i.e. with no friends. And all because he left his shower cap on one morning and then proceeded to open his big mouth. May we all have a moment of silence for the Melodious Nocturne.

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Thank you and such is the Circle of Nobodies.